By closing, we open.

Mom and dad are getting a divorce. I have three words to say about it.
It's. about. time.

They separated when I was 15.... that's 13 years of not following through on a life altering decision. 13 years of remaining wrapped up in something that prevents you from being happy. Cut the cord already, right?

Mom always said she wanted one. Dad just didn't want to pay the lawyer fees. And my mom wouldn't pay twice. Dad said it was financial reasons. Then later he admitted he didn't want his children to come from a broken home. Well you know what Dad - if it ain't broke, BREAK IT.