I think it's funny when

people argue with each other
about whether or not
i qualify
as a red head.

i have freckles
and red hair in the sun
but brown hair otherwise.

what's funny is
people are adamant one way
or the other.

their hair-color based categorization of me
would have to change
if the other side turned out to be right.

my perspective...

i have freckles
and red hair in the sun
but brown hair otherwise

and i am a red head.

and i win.